I’m taking a break from my usual brain-purging for a moment. I discovered this series of commercials last year about this time, and thankfully, promptly forgot about them.

Until just now.

From upstairs I heard an ice cream truck traveling down our street, it’s tune more like a broken down music box than a jolly ice cream truck jingle. That’s when this image popped into my head – the stuff of nightmares. Because of my morbid curiosity, I went straight to YouTube so see if it was still there. Not only is this commercial for Little Baby’s Ice Cream still there, but more like it have been added.

This is a real place, y’all. And these commercials are for real.

Just gonna leave this here. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.